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Friday, October 22, 2004

The Straits Times - 17 October 2004

The Bible's Second Coming - William Furney

THE Bible is back.

Verily I say unto thee, the secraphic tome is making a stealthy reappearance.
Often touted as the world's best selling book - only occasionally surpassed by a new Harry Potter - it is also the world's best never-read book.

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An online reviewer of the former (The King James Version Bible), porsie from Borneo, said, "I have attempted to get through this novel again and again, and it wasn't until i realised that it had a whole... load of authors that i understood the reason it's so unevenly written... The creation of the world in seven days? Give me a break! It takes that long to drive across US..."

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And while we may not like to attest, the Bible has become so ingrained in Christian lives that it naturally spawns generations of doppelgangers, albeit for financial, narcissistic and un-altruistic gain: The Beauty Bible, The Ultimate Guide to Smart Beauty; the Sales Bible: the Ultimate Sales Resource; and what about: Bad Girls of the Bible And What we Can Learn From Them (Wisdom for today's woman from strumpets Jezebel and Delibah)?

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Life is so RANDOM.
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